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In this segment, a local inn
owner reports Woodwind's arrival to the local militia chairman.
Her xenophobic remarks illustrate a common attitude toward
foreigners in the Republic of Tamaria.
"I'm telling you, he's
a spy!"
Heinz Neergard, the
local militia chairman for Deiter, a small town on the Tamarian
frontier, had only two weeks of tenure left at this position and longed
for it to end. As autumn drew to a close, the level of paranoia in this
sleepy, agricultural hamlet had risen dramatically. More often than he
cared to remember, some concerned citizen had pounded on his door at
daybreak with news that couldn't wait until after breakfast. Standing
unshaven in his nightclothes and bare feet, growing colder in direct
proportion to the time he spent with his front door open, the tall,
gray-haired gentleman listened patiently to the frantic tale of Winnie
Mikkelsohn, the elderly proprietress of a tiny but luxurious bed and
breakfast establishment on the south end of town.
"He came in last night
after dark. Franz would never have let him in the door because he
looked an absolute mess, but he was cold and I felt sorry for him. Then
I got to thinking straight," the old woman explained, gesticulating
pointedly as if her skinny, vein and sinew shrouded hands could paint a
picture where words failed. "He's got this huge sword and looks around
at everything like he wanted to steal it all. Spoke the vulgate, he
did, then gives me this worthless foreign coin for his room!"
The old woman produced
a heavy golden disc from a pocket in her musty, moth-eaten, knee-length
coat, waving it in the kindly man's face. He backed away from her
wrinkled, liver-spot covered hand, which, despite the cold, reeked of
mentholatum.
"Is it real?" Heinz
queried.
"Well, the old dwarf
says so, but his eyes aren't so good anymore and I'm not sure he's not
in cahoots with them anyway."
The old dwarf, a
life-long resident, had eyes sharper than Winnie Mikkelsohn's had ever
been, in spite of his advanced age. Heinz recognized the prejudice, but
didn't comment on it. "If the dwarf says it's good, then it's good,"
the shivering man replied. "If it will set your mind at ease, my boy
and I will stop in and see this man after breakfast."
"You'd better hurry,"
she warned, sensing that he wasn't taking her as seriously as she
deemed the situation required. "If he leaves before you get there, I’ll
hold you responsible!"
Heinz smiled, sensing
an opening. "Why don't you delay him until we arrive. Give him an
extra-large breakfast and draw him a hot bath. If you treat him well,
he won't suspect you've spoken to me this morning."
Mrs. Mikkelsohn's
thick glasses nearly bounced off her face as she nodded. "You know,
that's exactly what I'll do. He won't suspect. No sir! We'll stop these
foreigners yet!" The old woman began to waddle home, continuing the
conversation all by herself.
"Thank-you for
stopping by," Heinz called, closing the door with relief tempered only
by the grim realization that he'd have to see and smell her again after
breakfast.
Rheanne, his
sixteen-year-old daughter, appeared from her room. "Daddy, what was
that all about?"
Heinz drew his arm
around the girl and kissed her forehead affectionately. "Mrs.
Mikkelsohn has another spy," he replied. "Tell Wolfie to get up and
eat. We have to pay a visit to her guest and save the Republic from
tyranny."
Rheanne smiled
mischievously, skipped over to her brother's room, opened the door, and
shouted: "Get your slovenly behind out of bed! Half the day has already
gone by, mother's been hard at work in the kitchen since daybreak and
daddy mistakenly thinks he needs your good-for-nothing help defending
the country against unbathed, lice-infested foreign spies, of which
you, by virtue of extreme laziness, are probably in treasonous
collaboration!"
The girl quickly
pulled shut the door to avoid being hit by an empty, wooden urinal
hurled from the bed. "He's coming, daddy," she said with a smile.
A Song of Victory
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